Oh university- you're so funny!

Give me a moment to laugh at myself and marvel at the evil structure that are universities- namely, a Bachelor of Arts.

You go in, you study four years, and after you've paid thousands upon thousands of dollars, you get a piece of paper. OH HOW PROUD I AM OF MY DEGREE. How proud everyone else is too! Your grandma standing next to you with a photo of your graduation gown, photo in the album.

But really as you sit there in your great, shiny new job at NINE O'CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING, you know deep down inside, oh deeeeeeep down motherfucker, THAT YOU'RE STILL AS FUCKING DUMB AS THE DAY YOU STARTED!

You're no closer to fixing up the world, having a harmonious relationship with your boyfriend, or sorting out the inner FAAAACKING DEMONS- BUT, you know the whole of Eliot's The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock. And now you can CHANGE shit from the inside MAN.

Woah, that's DEEP dude.

You've gotten duped, and if you say so, you lose the investment you made on that paper of yours.

Guys running this uni biz man- laughing all the way to the bank, and then as some undergrad blows their little piddly-widdly EDUCATION ADMINISTRATOR cocks, and then at night still brushing their teeth, a ha ha ha choke, mint.

"Pfffft, I bet you never even went to uni," those of you who happen to not be my family or friends say to yourselves. All three of you.

Well, I've gone to one of the best universities in the world, and graduated with the highest GPA that year in my field. In your world, that not only means I'm smart, but I'm smarter than everyone else.

AHAHAHAHA.

We've all been DUPED. We've all been duped.

P.S. If you haven't got a degree and you're feeling all self-superior right now, sorry: the majority of you are still really fucking stupid.

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Special Ainara postscript:

This is an Art rant. Science is cool, except when it begins to rape STUDENTS IN THE EXACT SAME WAY as the arts- anyone, um, want $1 million to prove with SCIENCE that carbon isn't ruining the atmosphere- any takers? $100 million? Thank you, will be nice working with you Mr. Scientist.